me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all
do you ever wonder what celebrities would think you’re hot if they saw you
This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
HELP ME PATRICK, I AM IN SERIOUS NEED OF CASH!!!
me, laying on top of my significant other: hey
thanks 4 the memeories
“If you have no interest in equal rights for black people, do not make suggestions to those who do. SIT DOWN.”
—Jesse Williams BET awards 2016 (via africant)
I was doodling smol birbs and ended up with a birb that looks like it’s having an existential crisis
I want someone to churn butter in my ass
Please just for one minute of your fucking life just calm down and think before you type out a post
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
- She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
- Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
- I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
reblogging this for like the 4th fucking time
JESUS MAKE IT STOP
FUCK
DAMMIT
I will pay 3 whole dollars for someone to fall in love with me right now
WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST
